Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an store, something's wrong with my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn into the mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't