You know I just get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get and around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me (your shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin and fussin over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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