Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never races
He sits there and scares the hell out of them