I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)