Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up