Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up